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Red Planet announcement “any day now, possibly sooner” sez Mr Stack.
It’s like waiting for the arrival of a baby and not being sure who the father is.
I suppose. Is it okay to use analogies that one hasn’t had personal experience of?
Yes, of course it is.
Okay, it’s like watching a shark swim towards you and not knowing whether it’s going to bite your leg off or sell you timeshares.
No, no, it’s like watching a brand new BBC sitcom and not knowing whether it’s going to be really sodding awful or utterly brilliant.
No, hang on, it’s like diving off the 10 metre board and not knowing whether your speedos are going to stay on when you hit the water.
No, wait a minute, it’s like dressing up as a gorilla and jumping on the bar in an East End pub and not knowing whether you’re going to get applause or bottled.
No, it’s more like
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